Same old Bible

We have been going to church with some regularity these days. The kids get Sunday school and children's church while we have adult activities. I asked Henry and Claudia what they learned in church today - the answer was "nothing" for Henry and the burning bush for Claudia. Then Henry added - we have been reading the same Bible for four times now. When are we going to do a different Bible. (Me laughing and driving) Guess we should go over some basics.